Hey Guys! I hope everyone enjoyed their St. Patrick’s Day with some corned beef and green beer! It was my first corned beef experience, cooking it anyway. Being that I’m second generation Irish-American, there is no way I could go a St. Patty’s Day without eating some awesome food!
My next favorite holiday is fast approaching, and that is where I need everyone’s help. You see, I work with a particularly ruthless character by the name of Francus. Francus likes to put onions in Christine’s desk and has taken a liking to sticking is gross finger in my ear as he passes by me. I even have a squirt bottle hidden to get him back when he decides to play his little tricks. But the squirt bottle is not an effective deterrent, ‘cuz he just keeps on doing it. We tried getting even with this joker, Christine even went as far as to special order stinky cheese and hid it in his ceiling. I’m not joking, it’s crazy!
Since April Fool’s Day is coming up, we really need to get Francus back for all of his nonsense. Please help us brainstorm some truly awful practical jokes, we need to think way outside of the box and we are desperately seeking new suggestions, there is no joke too silly or gross! Please post you’re ideas (btw, my ear was just attacked AGAIN. Even as I type! Help!) so we can make this an unforgettable April Fool’s Day in the QG office.